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living-sickness:

vampirestatebuilding:

I Like ‘Em Big and Stupid - Julie Brown

When I need something to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love ‘til we’re done then they’re out in the hall

I like ‘em big and stupid
I like ‘em big and real dumb
I like ‘em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outtaHarvard
My brothers outta Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they’ll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin’ jerk

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can’t tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He’s so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, ‘cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love ‘til we’re done then they’re out in the hall

(Source: rolfconant)

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   When I need something to help me unwind I find a six foot baby with a one track mind Smart guys are nowhere, they make...

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   no way, lol.

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    I Like ‘Em Big and Stupid - Julie Brown I love this song and the ridiculous lyrics.

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    My life motto currently.

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    I Like ‘Em Big and Stupid - Julie Brown

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    HAH ditto! When I was five, I watched a lot of Just Say Julie. And Sesame Street. And Muppet Babies. ….That probably...

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